For Will
As in Luker and, of course, the Bard.I've started teaching Romeo and Juliet again. This involves my favorite lesson! ... PUNS
A farmer had 2oo head of cattle. He thought he had 196 until he rounded them up.
A scarecrow had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.
Old kings don't die, they just get throne away.
Resistance may be futile, but capacitance has potential.
There's warnings of a new disease found in soft butter.Apparently it spreads very easily.
They accused her of stealing the broach but they just couldn't pin it on her.
And lastly, in honor of Kate,
Do bakers with a sense of humour bake wry bread?

2 Comments:
Where is Wes when we need him?
Where is a sentence with that many "w's"?
i'm Famous again!
here we go with the puns...I very distinctly remember this time last year, and many punny emails. lumped in with many cabin emails. oh dear, back in the days before gmail.
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