For Erin
After the Jazz Festival last night and some time rehashing old camp memories, I decided to post one of my favorite lists ever... Top Ten Psycho Pick Up Lines. It's been a few years- and unfortunately, I can only remember 5 of the 10.- Haven't we met before on a grassy knoll?
- Can I lick your forehead?
- May I borrow a spatula?
- Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
- You've stolen my heart. But that's OK- I have 3 more at home in the freezer.
posted by CP @ 10:19 AM
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Oh happy day! A post just for me!!
Okay, for some reason I felt compelled to post the complete list for you:
1. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?
2. Can I buy you a spatula?
3. Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils.
4. Your crawlspace or mine?
5. You look like the kind of person who appreciates [word removed for awkwardness].
6. May I lick your forehead?
7. Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?
8. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
9. What's your favorite flavor of wood?
10. You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.
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